My Kid Is Crying Because …

Usually, my kid is crying for no reason at all, but sometimes there are some reasons for it. So let’s see why my kid is crying.

My Kid Is Crying Because …

He can't find his rubber ducky
He can’t find his rubber ducky
He couldn't have ALL the trains at the museum
He couldn’t have ALL the trains at the museum
He wanted to walk the dog
He wanted to walk the dog
It was his sister's turn to use the hose
It was his sister’s turn to use the hose
He didn't want to share his leg hole
He didn’t want to share his leg hole
He met Iron Man ... out of costume
He met Iron Man … out of costume
He couldn't find the red balloon
He couldn’t find the red balloon
Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)
Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)
We took her to a Justin Bieber concert
We took her to a Justin Bieber concert
T-Rex's jaw isn't big enough
T-Rex’s jaw isn’t big enough
We sang the Happy Birthday song to him
We sang the Happy Birthday song to him
They received new hats
They received new hats
The goat ate the goat food from his hand
The goat ate the goat food from his hand
The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair
The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair
He couldn't get the last Cheerio on the spoon
He couldn’t get the last Cheerio on the spoon

 

Worms

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

“All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?”

“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”

Funny Story: A Man And His Wife

A woman didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. So the wife called her husband’s 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.